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when you fist a bitch so hard, her asshole explodes
Billy: are you ready?
Stacy: for what?
billy: THE IRON FIST BITCH
Stacy: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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respect fistings is where either one or two people fisting} a female at once. Ones fist enters the vagina , while the others or there other hand enters the ass and they touch each others knuckles or there other knuckle and respect.
dude respect we are fisting the same girl
did you that porno with the guys respect fisting that girl? was mad
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Like an ordinary fist jab, but with 50% more terrorism. Can only be performed by black presidential candidates who are also secret muslims.
Fox news: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?,
Next up on Fox News: BREAKING: Obama, Threat or Menace?"
digg.com: *Spits out falafel in surprise*
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A private act of self-congratulation involving flexing the bicep, jerking the elbow, bringing the fist in close to the chest and holding momentarily. Performed surreptitiously.
A more expressive alternative to patting oneself on the back.
May be abbreviated to sfp
John nervously hung up the phone after confirming his first date with the Head Cheerleader, marking the occasion with a solo fist pump.
It is using both fist while masturbating or if someone is fisting you. Can be for guys and girls, but mostly girls.
I did a Double Fist of Fury on that bitch last night.
The Aztec Fist Bump is an ancient technique used by Aztecs to, what they believed that ‘cured’ constipation. It’s a procedure that involves making two incisions in the abdomen, then inserting and pressing your fists against the intestines. Then the one preforming the procedure would squeeze an area of the intestine track together with their fist, collapsing that area and forcing any stool in said area to pass down through the intestine. This graphic procedure obviously came with horrible side effects, and sometimes even resulted in death. But it was believed that doing this would massage and re-shape your intestine walls, so future stools would not get clogged up as they have in the past.
Today, it is used as a sexual move, but has been majorly scaled down and de-intensified. Most modern acts include using your fists to rub the pressure points located near the intestine and massaging the area of constipation to help stool pass through the body quicker so that they may take part in sexual acts using said stool.
(Note: Please note that NONE of what this says is actually real and I wrote this as a meme. If you want to play someone, remove this note through the source code. >:D )
“Hey babe, you wanna Aztec Fist Bump me tonight?”
“I’ll order mexican food tonight”
“You naughty person”
(Note: conversation is spoken in a sexual manner between the two persons.)
A quote often used by FaZe Jevs fans or people on cod who wants a solid fisting
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