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When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.
Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.
Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.
The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!
A high class cougar who is slumming it. (English accent)
"Don't be such a dairy goat, darling."
Feed The Goat means to do all that is necessary to become great/greater in any aspect of life you see fit, any despite adversity.
Everyone has the potential to be great at something, yet most never will. Just like the nutrients needed for a plant to grow, the greatness inside of you must be fed and nurtured in order to grow as well. So, Feed The Goat.
A old relatively new trick devised by medical students at the University of Nairobi when taking Vivas. Where the goat is the student and the tree is the little knowledge he/she has, so you herd the goat to the tree and tether him there and graze until the time runs out or he is full
Distraught student: My pathology Vivas are tomorrow what am I going to do
Equally distraught but confident student: just use the old goat and tree
A carload of old homosexual men.
When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.
fucking loser who eats cheese
“woah you eat cheese, what a disgusting Av Goat”