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A carload of old homosexual men.
When you're in Florida beware of the goat wagons.
a young person who always trynna get laid and seek for pleasure.
is boyfriend & girlfriend even a thing these days. fuck that. chase a bag, fuck bitches, live life. ~ Ugly Goat
A mermaid goat is what fun, witty people call the sign for Capricorn.
Person 1: Hey whats your zodiac sign?
Person 2: I'm the mermaid goat!
Person 1: haha I love the Capricorn is a mermaid goat.
The act of several (usually three) really hairy women nibbling on a man's hair while he's lying on his stomach.
Jimbo's bar friends followed him home to witness his lady neighbors role play goats on a roof.
Awkward goat is basically a awkward human who owns a dog that looks like a goat. There is a whole cult of awkward goats on the gram. And mama goat of the cult is Divija bhasin. All hail the mama goat!
Mann, that chick was a total awkward goat.
When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.
Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.
Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.
The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!