The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.
Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!
Rank smelling, nostril burning rubbish, often carefully manufactured by Mary and Jennie. But strangely, never taken care of.
Adam: Mate, what's that awful smell?
Bobby: Aah, I'm sorry mate, my flatmates were cooking last Thursday.
Adam: ew minging bins! Let's just pop out to Wicked Willys?
Bobby: Right on!
When you sprinkle cocaine on a minge and sniff it
I gave my boyfriend a winter minge
A family oriented, shy & sensitive guy who holds some traditional values and beliefs. Someone whom is not quite fond of surprises, but instead likes to give them instead. He is/will be a super duper loving partner if treated well. Not quite an expressive person, but a great listener nonetheless. Overall quite a honorable man who'll act with "Less Words, More Action".
Friend A: "You could bring your boyfriend along!"
Friend B: " Nah... Wei Ming.. he is rather introverted and shy, maybe some other day?
Freshly shaven/waxed fandango that has its first outing the evening of the trimmage.
Brian couldn’t believe the full moon minge in front of him when Karen removed her knickers.
A form of measurement, often user when cooking. Cup your hand into a good ‘minge’ size and there you have it, a mingeful.
Whilst baking cakes with grandma: ‘grandma throw in a mingeful of flour please darling’
Not caring at all, not remotely interested
I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election