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Rusty Machine

A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.

See also Good Machine.

Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.

by Caz_B February 4, 2008

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Rusty Dime

She's the chick that used to be the hottest girl you knew from back in the day. She's been brought down to earth with painful life lessons and in your eyes she's still bad enough to get it. Even though now she's older, heavier, wrinklier, worn out and been through some rough patches.. Maybe has a kids and baby daddy issues.

Andie MacDowell, Kim Basinger, Salma Hayek and Brooke Shields are all Rusty Dimes.

by chipbeefy November 4, 2011

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Rusty Horseshoe

Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.

Man that guy, John, has some rancid rusty horseshoes. That just nasty.

by Blashim November 22, 2013

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Rusty Scupper

Rusty Scupper is the act of taking a dump between a chicks legs while she is on the toilet. As the crap goes through her legs, it leaves a skid marc known as a rusty scupper

After Cory got a blumpkin from Dawn, he sat on her lap and gave her a Rusty Scupper.

by kennyfuckinpowers March 22, 2012

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Rusty Hairbrush

When you're rustling a chick's jammies real hard, but right before she climaxes, you grab that gross hairbrush you use on thursday nights before you go on a date with your octoroc girlfriend and jam it right in her dankey kang barrel.

"You ready for this rusty hairbrush?"
"What?"
*inserts hairbrush*

by TurntSNACO January 10, 2015

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Rusty Mace

The act of using a limp,post anal, penis to give somebody a mushroom stamp.

After anal I let myself go soft so I can give my date a Rusty Mace

by redneckpergatory February 6, 2015

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Rusty Putter

\ruhs-tee\ \puht-er\ verb;

1. Sexual act of a male and a female in which the male interchanges insertion between the females vaginal and anal orifices.

Man: Gee, I sure enjoyed performing the rusty putter on you!

Woman: Yeah! I liked the attention you paid to both my ass and my vag.

by Fingers&Toes November 13, 2011

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