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When you are so horny when you get off work that you don't even have time to get a Kleenex; all you have time to do is throw off a shoe, take off a sock & release a gooey delight after a hard day workin' for the man. Can cum in any color or size as long as you had at least 8 hours of work in them.
Also can be referred to as a really ugly girl that is used for sex. She would be a cum sock. Throw it in the washer/out-of-your-apartment when you're done & never talk to it/her until next week when you are horny again.
Brian: "Fuck Mark, I'm so horny I just blew a load in my work sock".
Mark: "Nice, sounds like a long day at the office".
Jeff: "Dude that girl was so ugly, how horny were you to have to bang her"?
Jared: "I was so horny, it was either her or a cum sock!!"
A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.
Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!
When you put a shit ton of aloe vera in a tube sock, wrap it around your wiener, and jerk yourself raw.
Hey Mike, the wife's out of town, are you wearing aloe socks tonight?
no socks day occurs may 8th. it is a day to be free, and not to wear socks. break out the flip flops!
boy1:what's with the flip flops?
boy2:it's no socks day dude!
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To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis
Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night
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You can get a poop sock by being the first comment on one of @compromised_poop_sockv3 posts. If you get 3 poop socks, you get a shoutout on his story.
Me:YAY I GOT 3 POOP SOCKS
Dad: WHO CARES
Everyone else: ME
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don't let mom catch you talking to bongespob paresquants at 3 am or else she will take the stinky lesson and go wacky on you with it.
Elizabreth: lol im gonna talk to my bf bongespob paresquants
Megan: NO ELIZABRETH ITS 3 AM MOM HAS THE POOP SOCK
Elizabreth: hi babe <333333333333333333333333
Pongebob Paresquants: lol heeyaw if y'all know what I mean
the poop sock: *wakes up*
mom: omg not pongebob paresquants! it's time for the poop sock.
Elizabreth: NOT THE POOP SOCK
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