Tom Hanks

Verb. to shoot at a heavily armored vehicle with a pistol in hopes of destroying it

man1: "Dude we're getting pinned down by that tank!"

Man2: "Hold on im gonna go Tom Hanks this thing..."

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Tom Cat

A man who chases after women that have either been recently separated, or divorced.
A man that chases after a woman especially if he knows that her man is cheating on her.
A man that crashes at a woman's home to "make sure that she is okay" after she has been left or kicked her current spouse or partner out of that home.

You better not leave that girl or there will be tom cats at the door.
That dude is such a tom cat...see how he just crept up on that

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tom cruise

A threat to couches around America.

Tom Cruise has a happy smile.

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hot tom

-To take a shit on a couch and jump on it.
-To take a shit on Opera's face
-To shit lubricate a condom

"OMG, he just took a hot tom in my living room!!!!"
"Hey, did you see Opera getting a hot tom? Man, it was awesome"
"Why need lube when you can just hot tom the rubber?"

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Tom Cruise

A person who is thought to be retarded.

Did u know Tom Cruise was "Special"?

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damn it tom!

something that happens in life that has no explaination apart from it being toms fault

"guys there is no drink left" ALL:"damn it Tom!"

"hello" REPLY: "damn it tom"
(while playing l4d) "ahh a tank/witch/louis" "damn it tom!"
ect ect ect

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Tom Tan

The hideous Tan line on the feet from wearing Tom shoes in the sun without any socks

Luke sanders: yo dude check out my Tom Tans (takes shoe off to show retangle tan on his feet)

Adam: duuuuuuuuuude grosss

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