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Ancient Jewish tradition of shoving your two fist up one's ass to get an ecstatic feeling, while yelling "You've be a bad girl!" and being squirted on by their vagina.
(Translation from a Chinese sex master)
"Give me The Two Fist, Rabbi daddy!"
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Thirty-two.
The delusional age older desperate women think they can lie and get away with by applying makeup or styling their hair to cover up their almost 40 year old bodies in hopes to attract a man that may enjoy being around a woman who wants to share in a mutually delusional state of denial.
Man, who cares if she's thirty-two or 52. As long as she gives it up.
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The opposite of Day One. People who were at point just beginning their company, friendship, life, etc. and are now in stasis. Decline always follows.
You used to be my Day One, but lately I've been feeling you're more Day Two.
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A snowy-icy winter weather day that requires two hands on the steering wheel to avoid going in the ditch and/or collisions with other vehicles.
The roads are so terribly slippery today, it's a two-hander!
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Another more coded way to say camel toe. Usually used when shouting it across a group of old people
Teacher: "What is that song you're listening to?"
Student: "It's called camellia two by fanny pack"
lyrics of song: "First day of spring and by the look of things
These girls have forgot how to dress
A little to quick wearing pum-pum shorts
And it's causing me much distress
Whoomp there it is!
Ya’ll right in the front
Everybody come and get a good look
I can see everything through the panty cling, every cranny, and every nook
You better take a quick minute before you step outside
Check the area thats pubic
Or you’ll get your panties all up in a bunch
All twisted up like rubic
Take these words of advice cause its not very nice
I wanna put you all in the know
Girls don't sleep don't let your pants creep
Watch out for the camel toe"
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a freak of nature, smells like tuna, loves babys.
man Jonny has two peeholes hes a two peeholeians
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