KD Wasted

Adj.
1.) White-boy wasted
2.) Affected by alcohol to the extent one cannot control his/her actions
3.) Absolutely plastered
4.) Inebriated beyond necessary

"I got KD Wasted last weekend, it was embarrassing"
"What did you do?"
"I confessed my love to her"

Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

Bathtub wasted

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

business wasted

n.
when one gets drunk for business reasons

"Dude, are you wasted?"
"Yeah man, but it's cool, it's for work. I'm business wasted. See? I'm in my suit and everything."

time well wasted

an important period of life that you lose while watching bad youtube shorts

"Lexi you are the definition of time well wasted" -Gigachad Ryth

Waste of life and space

Todd

Dude, stop being such a waste of life and space or for short Todd

White Fork Wasted

The act of getting so white girl wasted that you can spell it.

I’m so freaking white fork wasted after eight shots of tequila.