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When you're back to where you started, all progress has been lost
Man, someone shredded my 500 page essay... well now I'm back to square one
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Square One Mall is the most depressing shopping mall on earth located in Saugus, Massachusetts.
Some stores that you can shop at are Macy’s which only old white women and overweight Hispanic women shop at, there’s also a furniture section that people forget that exists so it’s a great napping spot! The GameStop is so small that you can smell the cum stain and Doritos from the employees and customers that frequent it. There’s also Dick’s Sporting Goods that the only customers are middle aged black men with their kids. There’s also Sears that’s somehow still in business! Newbury comics that are frequented by obese blue haired virgins with daddy’s issues and don’t let it come to you as a shocker that they might be gay too!
The food court has had a family of pigeons that have been stuck there for the past 10 years with no hope to get out. You might notice the giant empty space in the middle of the food court that you would assume would be space for people to eat at which it was once, but the chairs were not removed due to COVID-19, but for the fact that too many people were fighting over chairs.
Some minor notes
The Disney store caught on fire once.
Lids sold drugs to minors.
The rat infestation.
The shitty pretzel place.
The cool but depressed employees.
Santa blocks that accidentally spelled satan.
Person 1: “Fuck man I was trying to shoot up some heroin in the furniture section at Macy’s that I got from Lids, but some pigeons from the food court came in and made me accidentally drop it”
Person 2: “That’s what you get for going to the Square One Mall.”
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a sarcastic way to say "duh"
Bob: You know what is cool? The sky is blue!
Joe: And circle gets the square.
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When you perform an Eiffel Tower (that is, double-teaming a girl and high-fiving your partner in grime with both hands) on top of the actual Eiffel Tower, in Paris, France. You can also perform the procedure beneath the tower, but that is not an official Eiffel Tower Squared. This act is to the Mile High Club what Cooperstown is to the Podunk Community Hall of Local Heroes.
Ah, monsieur! You completed ze Eiffel Tower Squared! C'est fantastique! How did you do zis with so many policemen and les touristes around? Sacre bleu!
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ugly Kenneth Cole shoes that douchebags from miami wear. Probably forgot to button their shirt as well.
Miami Mike: "Yo these square toed shoes are hot, youre tripping".
Hes fucking wrong.
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Acronym for AND CIRCLE GETS THE SQUARE or ACGTS. It was a popular retort for scoring a point on the 1970's (and current incarnations) of the popular, quasi-celebrified game show Hollywood Sqaures. Now, more popularly used among the ironic set. Spoken or in print form. It should be used as an alternative to FTW and EPIC. Especially useful in ironic ejaculations.
Dick: "Wow, I just figured out Paul Lynde was gay. LOL"
Pat: "ACGTS"
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Micheal: "I guess I can't keep drinking Slim Fast and eating McDonald's as the 'sensible meal' of the day, and expect to lose weight."
Clyde: "And Circle Gets The Square!"
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A funny thing Scottish people say, it can only be assumed it's an insult. Must be yelled at the top of your lungs in a Scottish accent for full effect. Otherwise you just sound like a tool.
Stop lookin' up mah fuckin' kilt, ya wanky square go-like!
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