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a comment that is so eloquent and witty that it's awesomeness is as gigantic as an elephant
I was trying to come up with an elephant comment to compliment your appearance, but I drew a blank.
When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube
“Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant”
A woman you match with on a dating app that show up in person as a elephant sized woman.
I met a woman from hinge the other day and she was a ghost elephant.
The act of unknowingly sticking two fingers up your partners ass real quick, once they turn around surprised the you smear your fingers across their forehead while saying “Simbaah” from the lion king. (The elephant graveyard is the dark land in Lion King)
Last night I gave my girl an Elephant Graveyard Surprise and she was not happy.
A group of fat elderly males performing a circle jerk.
I saw grandpa at the elephant sanctuary.
Thee act of taking a water noodle with a best bud and inserting your cock into both sides of the noodle playing a little tug of war type game where who ever pisses harder wins and the loser is stuck with some nice hot cider dripping down their legs
So me and my bro were sick of the same old same old and tried the elephant spout with the nieghborhood kids kicking their asses they sucked major dick calling them Miles Davis
hey do you know what a pick me elephant is?
no
oh, it's Joshua Zeppeli