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A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.
Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.
The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.
We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.
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A Law that defines everything according to the Ultimate Truth. All of which is obviously way too complicated for the average person.
Bob: Hey, did you know that people miss-spell the name Kendall all the time?
Eienstein: Wrong.
Bob: Why?
Einstein: The Law of Thermoscrewing.
Bob: What's that?
Einstien: Dont worry about it.
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The more a person makes jokes or memes about a fetish, kink, or alternative lifestyle relating to either of those, the more likely it is that they have said fetish or kink, or desire to live said lifestyle. This includes, but is not limited to: Furry, ABDL, DDLG, etc.
You keep making so many furry memes. I'm afraid Vytra's Law has been invoked.
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As an online discussion grows longer, the probability it being reduced to dick jokes approaches 1.
c.f Godwin's Law
Note: invoking Cathcart's Law massively increases the probability of dick jokes, as it contains the fragment "grows longer".
(following a lengthy conversation about GPS)
Steve: My GPS has a 3" screen, and it's perfectly adequate for my needs.
Tim: Yeah, but how long do you want to be staring at a 3" thing?
Steve: ...
Tim: Cathcart's Law!
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A law that outlaws the strangling of children by their irritated parents. The law was named after Springfield resident Homer J. Simpson who is notoriously known for strangling his son, Bart. The law was passed sometime between 2012 and 2040, parents of this era sometimes wish that this law was not passed when they are upset at their children.
I would show that boy a lesson if it wasn't for Homer's Law!
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the sophisticated terminology used to describe any two male friends who have slept with one or more of the same women
leonard: you slept with betty? so did stan! You're weiner cousins with stan? wow!
elroy: weiner cousins? what, are you a billyhill? we're peter-in-laws you filthy savage!
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