Lez neck

A very redneck lesbian, leans towards the special-needs way of life🥴

Who’s the man in the squattd truck, oh never mind that’s just a Lez neck!

Monday Neck

When somebody had a ‘fun weekend’ and hickies are found all over their neck that Monday.

Damn Justin must’ve had quite the weekend. He walked in with Monday neck today!

Back neck

Slang for throat, coined by the infamous Derek of Vice Grip Garage

Hang on gotta stop into the gas station to get a couple wobble pops to wet my back neck

to da neck

“To Da Neck” is used when somebody takes something personal like when you were telling them a joke.

Joey: “ahh Mary you’re a clown” Mary: “why are you calling me a clown I don’t want to be your friend no more” Joey: why you taking it ‘To Da Neck’?

Piston Neck

A man who has a piston as a neck

His head can not stop going up and down because of this

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us, you god darn piston neck”

“You fucking piston neck”

“What are ya? A fucking piston neck?!”

“Get off my land you piston neck”

Or if you are a women

“Get your willy out of my face you piston neck”

“Get off my behind, you piston neck lookin retard”

Honourable mentions

Piston Neck Pete
Piston Neck Willy

Piston Neck

A man who has a piston as a neck and can’t stop his head from going up and down

“YOU FUCKING PISTON NECK”

Goose neck

A penis, typically non-Chode.

That bitch bad. I want her to eat my goose neck