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noun.- an alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavored with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste... TO GO.
"If we're gonna leave, I'm gonna grab some road beers for the walk back."
Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers! -Super Bad
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fucking a girl one way or another in a moving vehicle than kicking her out onto the road.
last night was fun i gave erin a rocky road
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The red, raw area around your mouth that comes from making out with someone who has lots of facial hair. Some people consider it to be a badge of honor. It's been acknowledged in some scientific communities that Road Rash was once a sign of nobility.
Cheryl: Kenneth gave me some serious Road Rash last night. It feels like his beard peeled 25 layers of skin off of my face. Awwwww'right.
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A computer device with an embedded Trojan Horse left in a conspicuous location.
Sheila thought she found a missing disk labeled "payroll data" on the bathroom floor of her company. When she put it in her computer, it launched a Trojan and compromised her computer. She just bit a Road Apple.
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Grabbing a fresh beer out of the fridge for the ride to the bar, mountain,ect.
ME-Everybody load up,got everything,anybody want a road soda?
Everybody-you better believe it!
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A 3 mile long road in Belfast, Northern Ireland stuffed to the brim with dole scroungers, smelly unwashed bastards, terrorist cunts, millies and spides, kids who don't know who the fuck their da is, females who walk the streets in their pj's and slippers at all times of the day.
No major boys schools on the road because they don't need education as they only aspire to signing on the dole, stealing, drinking and mugging people weaker than themselves.
Wear a tie on the Falls Road and the spides are sure to kick your head in coz you look like a fucken queer boy.
My brother is going out with a millie from the Falls Road, the eejit can't string two words together and thinks the PIL is a band formed by Johnny Rotten after the Sex Pistols split. He needs his head luckin at going out wer thon one.
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A woman who is 35+ years old. Typically spends a lot of time in bars. Looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet. May also have saggy boobs due to age and use.
I came home and found my boyfriend in bed with some old road goat. I had to kick her drunk ass to the curb.
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