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You leave some alphabet soup on the stove to heat up as you bend your partner over the armrest of a couch, you then pry their butthole open very wide and use something to keep it open. Once the soup is piping hot you take it and pour it inside of their dark abyss, causing an excruciatingly painful burning sensation that will leave them(me) squirming, writhing and groaning in pain or maybe even pleasure if they're anything like me. ;) Then you put ice cubes in the burning hot soup to cool it down faster, which in turn causes a painful contrast between the heat and the cold. After it cools some down you indulge on the delicious but slightly poopy vegetables and alphabet noodles, you slowly scrape up the side with the spoon making their sphincter quiver. Once you've got all the goods out you butt chug the rest of the poopy juice and they quickly run to the bathroom before the remainder of the poopy soup spills out of them all over the floor.
Chill bro: I can't wait to butt chug some sphincter soup out of your fart box later.
Non-Chill sista: Can't we just do something normal for once? I think I'm infertile after you did that upside down salsa thing on me.
y'now when you have lots of salsa and very little tortilla chips. Well you mix them up. get a spoon. BAM! you have salsa soup
Hey, want some Salsa Soup?
slang for sucking dick right after eating a bowl of hot potato soup
A descriptive phrase used to indicate that an organization is comprised of people who, as a collective, are entirely incapable of getting anything done that they set out to do because as a whole, they are completely incompetent.
I’ve worked for the state for much of my life and have experienced the obscene soup of incompetence that exists and which thereby wastes everyone’s hard-earned tax dollars.
Going back for a third helping of soup
Robyn is about to make a terrible soup Mistake! It will soon turn into a poop mistake if she's not careful.
This is a term used by someone who suffers from mental illness/es or is simply very emotionally unstable, exhausted and unmotivated. Mental soup describes the condition of your fucked up brain and how there are so many things going on in there, you can't even name them all.
I just almost managed to cope with my mental soup and now i have to go to school again. I'll be yeeted back to square one.
Her mental soup is way spicier than mine from what i can see.
Either roblox chat version of the word "suicide," or soup that is an appetizer or side dish.
Can I get the soup of side with my steak?