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A nasty little rat goblin known for his time as My Chemical Romance's rhythm guitarist. Lives in Jersey. Raising 3 more little rat goblins.
Pothole fucker.
Seriously this guy is the worst.
God I hate frank iero and his stupid 2004 style fucking emo headass
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The condition in which a male develops an unsatiable appetite for smart-looking clothes, alcohol, tobacco, gambling, eating out, and hookers. The individual may also spend large amounts of cash entertaining friends and family and will never show up somewhere empty-handed. Furthermore, the individual will have a very well-mannered, cavalier and care-free attitude, however, if anyone interferes with his lifestyle or family and friends he will go into Mafia-schizo-psychosis and is extremely dangerous, i.e. may threaten individuals lives, be seen screaming on the phone, might be huddled whispering to friends, or perhaps consume large amounts of alcohol and gamble dangerous levels of income.
(1)"Hey what's up man?! Where's your brother at? He just got out of the Marines after 2 tours in Iraq, right?"
"Yeah, he's back, but he's developed major Frank Sinatra Complex you should hit him up if you want to party"
(2) If you speak to an individual about their plans and they say, "Well, I'm going out with Gina to dinner than drinks...afterwards I'm going with the guys to Atlantic City because I have a comped room and were gonna gamble, drink, and bang hookers all damn night (exhales smoke from a Camel cigarette, sips a Belvedere-double, and smiles)" - he may have acute Frank Sinatra Complex
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When a guy makes his hot wings so hot his friends cry in pain and then crap their pants 2 hours later.
Man these chicken wings are way to hot dude! I mean it actually hurts! Did you do "Frank's house of pain" wings again man?
2 hrs. later: My god I just made it to the crapper dude, and I swear flames shot out of my ass!
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1. A sexual act in which two fully or partially nude men face each other with their penises lined up lengthwise, at which point one of the men puts his hand below or to the side of both penises and begins stroking. The name is derived from the resemblance of two penises in one hand to two hot dogs in one bun, although if you're doing it right it will look more like an open-faced sandwich.
2. Same as above, but the hand belongs to a woman.
"Why give each other consecutive handies, when we could save time by enjoying two franks in a bun?"
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And the "Jeopardy" answer is: "What's brown and runs in the attic?"
Q: What smells worse than Gomer's pile?
A: The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
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The Lalani-Frank conjecture is an economic theory that states that the potential for charitable actions is directly correlated to the amount of sex had.
In the spirit of Lil Wayne:
"Pussy, Money, {Altruism}"
(Two fine, young, upstanding bros are drinking coffee in the office lounge on Monday morning)
Person 1: Yo bro, did you get it in this weekend?
Person 2: Yeah bro, and I feel that, as a direct result of the aforementioned intercourse, my marginal productivity has increased exponentially.
Person 1: What are you gonna do with all the extra funds coming your way?
Person 2: I'm going to help some structurally oppressed individuals, y'feel me?
Person 1: Damn, you're living that Lalani-Frank Conjecture.
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