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A person who is only attracted to the cast of The Vampire Diaries especially Stefan Salvatore
Boy:I like you
Girl: sorry I’m a vampire diaries sexual
Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!
Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.
(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)
The antics of k-pop group the boyz after releasing their Universe single ‘Drink It’ as in blood
Yunghoon: did I just see a vampire
Juyeon: hell yeah bitch
New: I’ll just stand here and look pretty
Ju-Haknyeon: WE ON THEM THE BOYZ VAMPIRE ANTICS
When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"
"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song
"Vampire Monkey"?
BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"
Someone strung out on drugs, like heroin
I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.
When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.
"Hey fat ass in the eagles jersey, BLAUGHHHHHHHHHH!!!! You've been vampired