Random
Source Code
Random
When someone leaks out of the trousers onto the seat of an Uber drivers car.
You fuck stick! You Uber stained me!
When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.
Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.
Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.
Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?
Liz: only one glass of wine
Uber Driver: face of disappointment
-------------------------------------
Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?
Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home
Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets
To be extremely intoxicated; faded
I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.
When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.
Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!
When you take care of all the fore play in the uber. So as soon as you hit the front door, dick's out.
You're dicks for making me drive back drunk, when I could have driven everyone dt sober and not been part of your uber foreplay back to Danielle's.
when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood
person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss