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1) the practice of bringing a cup of tea from the house and drinking it on the go.
2) the kind of appreciation a tea drinker may have for corners of beauty or interest that exists within an urban environment; with the primary aim of making people more aware of their surroundings.
3) establishing calm within chaos.
1)
Jimi: Bob! do you fancy a spot of urban tea under that autumn tree?
2)
Jimi: ah man, i'm gunna be late and i've just made a cup of tea.
Bob: it's alright, why don't you just urban tea it?
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Possibly the rarest of all Tsunamis. A Sharknami that originates from within a city.
Potential causes might be a vastly huge aquarium full of sharks that breaks, spilling it's contents in one giant wave down the high street.
(See Sharknami)
"Fuck me, another sharknami!!"
"No Andrew, this is London... it's an URBAN SHARKNAMI!!!"
"Run!"
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Someone who is sexually attracted to Urban Dictionary
"Mom, dad, I am urban Dictionaryual."
"DAMMIT SON WTF FKN CUNT"
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a cross between parkour and free running. urban movement is even more unknow than parkour. urban movement has some moves from both "parent" sports but has more moves from parkour than free running. just like parkour urban movement is mostly trying to get from point a to point b.
stealth does parkour and urban movement
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The act if finding a inconspicuous place to pinch a loaf in a metro setting. Preferably downtown amongst high rise office buildings and parking lots. The general goal is to get as close to the daily rush of commuter society as humanly possible without drawing attention to your self.
OK, so I was out urban turding yesterday afternoon and found the best spot right at 12th and Taylor, you have to be quick and plan your attack but if your quiet you can lay cable like two feet away from the commuters walking by.
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The sad feeling you get when urban dictionary doesn't accept your word.
Go give Emma a hug; she's suffering from a severe case of urban disappointment.
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