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Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.
Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!
"I sucked on my girl's vampire teabag last night and pulled it out of her like a party popper"
A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's
Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night
When a man or woman goes 1 month with no sex
Damn homie i haven't banged anyone in at least 3 months.
Lol, Yeah foo you have 3 vampire years.
To T-bag someone with a bloody tampon
Man Jasmine Vampire T-bagged last night it so wasn't cool man
Unfortunate brainwashed child victim of a Vampire Mother. The only cure for which is masculine wisdom from a father.
“That Vampire Mother is turning those kids into Vampire Brats.”
Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!
Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.
(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)