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Someone who has been spared of hearing the atrocity of what is Rebecca Black's Friday.
If you are one, count yourself one of the few lucky ones left in the world.
Oh my god! You're a Friday virgin! So. Lucky.
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A person who hasn't had sex in a vehicle.
I can't believe you were a vehicular virgin until you were 35 years old!
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An organization of high class virgins who destroy thots and recruit virgins. These people are ridding this world of the most rampant evil
NEWS: The local Virgin Gang has just destroyed local stripper, Danielle.
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The first time you drop a personal electronic device such as a phone or an ipod.
Typically occurs within the first week of owning a device, prompting the owner to realize he/she should get a fucking case already.
Occurs especially while drunk at parties.
Owner: oh fuck maing, I just dropped my new iPhone 4 while taking a shot
Friend: what the hell dude haven't you gotten a fucking case already?
Owner: Naw, I meant to yesterday but I thought the virgin drop wouldn't happen for at least another week.
Friend: Shit, don't you know how the virgin drop works?
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after 1 year (12 consecutive months) without having sex, you become a virgin once again.
'Dude I haven't had sex in over a year, I feel like a virgin again'
'Man you've re-virginized, that's shitty'
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Tv channels, radio stations and newspapers unspoiled by political propaganda and mediapocricy
I'm not sure a purely virgin media can exist since everyone in the media industry has their own axe to sharpen
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When a guy blows his load into his hand and then fingers a girl with the same hand posing a chance of getting her prego without having intercourse
Dan: yea i came into my hand and after wiping it off i fingered her
Justin: Damn Dan she may be a virgin mary now
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