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waffles made out of ego which are consumed by narcissistic people in order to sustain a delicate ego
That condescending bitch is so full of herself, I'll bet she ate ego waffles for breakfast.
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A black woman who has a blue waffle
Stefanie was having a threesome with the garbadgeman and the nextdoor hobo , an awfull smell came up from between her legs. That's when they noticed she had a black waffle
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When you're a semi-big boy and you take a poo poo in the shower and stomp it with your wet foot down the drain. This most commonly occurs in schools, but some retards even do it at home.
Disabled swim coach: Well what the kids are doing now is this thing called waffle-stomping, where they stick a turd on the shower drain and stomp it straight through... It drains straight to the pool... I've had to clean up 3 stomps this month.
Hall monitor Helen: Ay, no running you cock sucker.
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Blue Waffle is disgusting vagina infection,caused by unsafe sex.
Symptom for infection is blue skin around vagina.Blue Waffle can cause pain in vagina and anus infection.
You should never google images of it.
BF: Do not ever google Blue Waffle.
GF:*googles Blue Waffle* Oh My F***ing shit!!!!!!
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when you shit in someones laptop and close the lid
I just gave a Chicago waffle to Casey
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When your partner ejaculates on your anal warts, making it wet and giving it the texture of a waffle.
“My boyfriend gave me a soggy waffle last night..”
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When you combined chocolate bars, marshmallows and graham crackers after warming over the campfire.
You know what this bonfire is missing, campfire waffles.
s'more
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