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war with Iraq

One of histories greatest strategic blunders. Currently in progress, you can actually watch stupid in the making. To defeat "terrorism" is it wise to occupy a country, kill their children and give them nothing to lose. Iraq is now a breeding ground for terrorists.
Original reason for going to war
-Weapons of mass destruction

when that fell through
-Saddams affiliation with osama

when that too was proved to be false
(or)their back up plans, back up plans
-We had to overthrow the dictator and "install" a democratic system

when a democracy proved to be highly unlikely to work
-put on your best "oops" grin, and say "nothings perfect look at our own last election!" (Way to go rummy)

Aside from the civilian casualties, the worst thing about this war is that bush is too fucking stubborn to admit he was wrong. Stubborn because he has the support of so many war-mongering shit for brains conservatives blindly following him.

Opposing a war has nothing to do with cowardice, as dropping a bomb has nothing to do with bravery. Brave is being able to sit for five minutes and think about the lives this war has ruined without trying to rationalize it in any way. The men at thermopylae were brave, the Iraqi civilians trying to carry on their lives are brave. Ill informed pro-war morons living across an ocean, blindly grabbing the tail of the blind rat infront of them, need to reach out and grab reality because war isn't "ya hoo" it's "oh no"!

by Black Cat Bone October 15, 2004

101๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Been in the wars

having an accident prone episode

person A: I have fallen off my bike and the day after playing football I broke my leg
person B: Man, you've really been in the wars!

by Champers88 August 17, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


infinity war

A disaster worth $400 million, which lasts for 2 hours and 40 minutes. Where audience as well as super heroes die

because of rain our party's end was infinity war

by Holy Bilal June 26, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


A War Pig

A Stereotype used in gaming to describe someone who overestimates their own skill.
The person may be very skilled at the game but they will always think they are better then they are.

It originates from the "Hat stereotypes" series on youtube by Sound Smith and refers to the item in Team Fortress 2 by the same name.

The "Direct Hit" is a War pig.

by Veo'ed August 27, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


beer wars

A game played at a pub between a group of people where each person in the group has to run to a another pub, drink a pint of beer, take a photo of the full and empty glass, and come back. The person with the quickest time is the winner.

Man 1: Let's play beer wars
Man 2: Good idea - ok, I'll go first
Man 3: I'll get the stopwatch ready
Man 3 to Man 2: Ready, Set, Go!!
Man 2 does as defined. When he gets back, he decides the next person to go.

by Gandulf the White Wizard December 23, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


war eagle

A saying that football fans who have never known anything associated with the word "National Championship" like to chant as they beat up on large high school teams.

"War Eagle! I can't wait till we play Citadel next week and run the score up so ESPN will think we are good."

by Roll Tide September 2, 2007

305๐Ÿ‘ 261๐Ÿ‘Ž


nut wars

when showering on a navy ship a sailor would jerk off then proceed to throw the nut on a fellow sailor showering next to him.

Jimmy threw some nut in my eye, I am gonna get him next nut wars.

by Greg Eveland April 29, 2003

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž