Wet Wanda

When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...

My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.

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wet woody

Similar to a wet willy, except you use a penis instead. You lick a penis, then shove it in someone's ear when they are not paying attention.

I used my boyfriends penis to give my other friend a wet woody.

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wet mady

the smell on a towel that reminds you of someone named mady who went into a pool without chlorine and only half dried when they got out, kinda like a dog. it’s a very moist smell. it is not a form of drugs only a simple towel. although the towel is wet, it’s not dripping and has no form of any sort of chlorine on it. it is also a familiar smell and once smelt will definitely be recognized as a wet mady.

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bro #1? “what is that smell bro?”
bro #2 “not sure bro”
bro #1 “i think it’s a wet mady bro”
bro #2 “oh bro that’s a damn good smell”
bro #1 “oh ik bro

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Wet Wumpus

When you say someone is “wet wumpus” it is the highest ranking complement in our language. Calling someone a wet wumpus means you truly appreciate them and by calling them that it shows they mean the world to you

Boris: just had a pit noodle and a wank
You: you are not wet wumpus go back to monkey school

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Wet hotdog

A penis that has ejaculated into a vagina or rectum during sex.

Hit me with your wet hotdog daddy!

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wet ears

Believing your bullshit too much it becomes too much for the brain to handle and it starts leaking from the ears.

mate you've got bare wet ears from the amount of bullshit you've been chatting today

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Wet Nickel

The occasional putrid odor of the female sex orifice can best be described by the smell of “wet nickel”. Sometimes your boy just comes back from a scandalous fuck smelling of that wet nickel.

Brandon keeps bustin that wet nickel

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