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when it rains it whores

After a dry spell with women, you suddenly have more loose ladies than you can handle. An embarrassment of riches.

Similar to "when it rains, it pours"

Guy 1: "I haven't met anyone in a long time. Last night I met 3 girls at the bar when I was loaded"

Guy 2: "When it rains it whores"

by Matches&Gasoline January 27, 2023


When the funny

funny

Me when the funny:

by Very Helpful June 24, 2023


why have 1 when you can have 5

why have one guy who treats you like shit and cheats on you when you can have 5 that do the same thing but better.

ex.) why have 1 when you can have 5 hoes

by buffandol lover March 4, 2022


when the balls are balls

a common term that describes a hardcore event that involves hard things

guy 1: (sends a video of hardheadedness)
response: "that's what happens when the balls are balls "
response 2:"that's the balls"

by cheeze handler February 22, 2022


when a guy wiggles his tongue

Oral sex. When a guy wiggles his tongue at you, it implies that he wants to have oral.

Don't you hate it when a guy wiggles his tongue? So weird.

by !! gObdjrfhyhffyf July 3, 2022


Me when

A pretty not so common but common template that is used to relate to oneself in a situation when a situation occurs

"Push him, push him down the stairs!!"

"Me when I see a man in a wheelchair.😂"

by Bro just let me write defines April 2, 2023


me when

i'm wanking right now

"me when i'm wanking"

by flippsidez September 10, 2022