National grab your mom day

Every year on the 13 of April is the national grab your mom day. On this day you grab your mom and take her somewhere nice and enjoy your day

Take your mom somewhere nice “it’s national grab your mom day”

guy who fucked your mom

me

“i am the guy who fucked your mom, doin ya mom doin doin ya mom”

Did your mom go to college?

A variation of the phrase 'Your mom went to college' used for no other reason than to annoy your friends at a moments notice.

Silence.
Mark - Tony, I have a question for you.
Tony - What's up?
Mark - Did your mom go to college?
Tony - Yes, actually, it was a tech school. And you are obnoxious.

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Your Mom wears body glitter

A slam or insult for a cougar Mom; what to say to a Mom who is dressing like a teenage girl.

A sheep in lambs clothing.

I can't believe how tacky you are! Your Mom wears body glitter!!

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I broke your mom's water

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.

Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.

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National ignore your mom day

You will be allowed to ignore your mom all day and she can't put her hands on you

Hey mom it is national ignore your mom day so I'm ignoring you

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I Peed in your mom Vachina

A lego league of legends player has gotten more vachina than you.
Has 2 side chads to emphasize the peeing of the insides a vachina of which your mother owns

Me - “Hey what did you do to my mom?”
Lego guy - “I peed in your mom vachina?”

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