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Anyone with the name Zach are usually a Simp
Damn bruh, there Zach goes simpin again
Zach is a decent geezer. His cock is fucking massive and his arse is bundalicous he’s the white Ngolo Kante. He will ed butt ur nan and he will slap ur mums arse if it’s bundalicous
Zach is sexy
Zach is my little retard, zach is the prince kitten and the sweetest big brown bear, and has the biggest cock
Zach has a big cock ;), he makes Rhys's penis look small
the finnest man on planet earth. Hes always there for you when you need him, always happy to help, and you may never see him be mad. Hes got a warm heart, a loving soul, and a playful personality. He always cares about the small and big things and never fails to make you feel wanted. We love zach.
hey you know that guy Zach? Yeah hes really cool and not to mention hot.
Gets people fit and strong AF, will eat all your food, loves dogs.
He got that person fit AF, while eating a whole chicken, while walking a dog, he’s definitely a Zach.
a new bot lane champion in the league of legends, people always say he's really troll and useless as an ADC and not up to par with most bot champions. His abilities are as follow :
Q - Zach randomly charges in place for 4 seconds, teleporting 0.5 meters in front of a random enemy champion anywhere on the map
W - Zach gains a shield absorbing 100dmg(ap+ad), but runs in a straight line towards the enemy while casting. If he is near a turret, he will be feared back and forth into the tower range.
E - repells all enemy females within 300m
R - Zach goes on a rampage and kills everyone, but this skill is only activatable when in silver elo or lower.
Have you seen the new champion "Zach"? They said Zach's only good for impressing silver or lower egirls.