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when one separtes the labia(s) of the vagina in order to throw in a tablespoon of maple syrup and a handfull of saw dust whilst sliding an ice cube(s) down her love chute. very sensual.
last summer in Quebec i canadian bobsled the shit out of some 15 year old girl
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The act of a Girl (Preferably Canadian cuz it rhymes) Fweefing into a guys mouth so that he can suck all the kweef up and blow it back into the girl. Usually done after the girl takes a big piss.
1:I totally Canadian Kweefed this girl yesterday
2:No WAY Was she Canadian
1:Yeah...
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When you rape a woman whereupon first raping her with fecal matter. Taking a shit into a girl's ass, then proceeding to rape her afterwards. Shit and all.
The Canadians are known for their mudslide as the asshole was often very cold during the winter, they needed a way of warming the opening for rape.
"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to perform a Canadian Mudslide."
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Bunch of people living mostly in the province of Quebec. They tend to be polyglots and great travellers.
They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.
They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.
French-canadians : the good ones
Quebecers : well, bloody separatists
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A non existent part of history
no example available for Canadian History
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When standing up, tuck your balls and dick between your legs (some call it a fruit basket) and pee. The urine will trickle down the inside of your legs, giving you an amazing warming sensation. Doing this in the shower is the cleanest option, but if your cold enough, anywhere else will do.
Tom: Man, i'm freezing!
Bob: Just do a Canadian Legwarmer, it'll warm you up!
Tom: Ahhhh, you're right, this feels great!!
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A mixed drink that includes one shot of tequila mixed with one shot of maple syrup.
He drank down the Canadian vacation and then made an awful face.
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