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Turtle-slapper

An enemy from an alternate universe that is similar to one your nemeses but Iโ€™m color and not black and white.

โ€œYou Turtle-Slapperโ€, said Spider-Man Noir aka Nicholas Cage.

by TardisBuilder77 December 17, 2018

24๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


turtle face

The nonverbal, neutral acknowledgement of, or showing of respect to another by making eye contact, flattening the lips, and raising the eyebrows. This act is most commonly used in passing of coworkers, the elderly, and small children. The facial expression resembles that of a turtle's face.

As Brian walked past his boss in the hallway, he used a turtle face to acknowledge his boss without saying "hello."

by cmatkins July 7, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turtle Text

When the most incredible woman you have ever met in your life finally opens up and sends the most amazing text or e-mail, but immediately retreats back into her shell never to be seen or heard from again.

Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.

by ice cold asshole March 7, 2010

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


turtle cave

The asshole.

"Hey did you get sexy with her last night?"
"Oh yeah, I tongue buttered her turtle cave so hard!"

by MindingFreedom August 26, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fat Turtle

A overweight turtle, nothing more.

Man, that is a Fat Turtle!

by FatTurtle1337 November 24, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


turtle gang

worst fortnite discord server ever. their staff is bad and if i could choose, i would demote all of them other than dannyy. he is a real mvp. @dannyyy i love you bro

turtle gang is a bad discord server, you should not join it. what you should is hit up dannyy though.

by ShapeFromTurtleGangMGMT August 9, 2020

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


fucking turtle

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube

Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'

by DFE December 27, 2005

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