bed bug broad

a woman who's entire existence is fucked up,disorganized,dirty,lacking any common sense,no knowledge of fashion, nervous & totally manic.

That Diane is a fucking bed bug broad.

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Left 4 Bed

A scary freaking video based on Left 4 Dead. It uses sound bites from the game to make it sound like Bill and Louis are having rough sex.

"Hey, I showed my girl Left 4 Bed, and she got the urge."
"how'd it go?"
"Well, like the vid :)"
"gross"

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leg out of bed

Slang for when someone blows up there motor (car) by having a piston break through the engine block

Did you here about John's motor? It put a leg out of bed big time.

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bed me now

an expression of great attraction. Literally meaning "I want you to do me right now."

John: "Hey."
Adrianna: "Oh, bed me now."

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bed bath and beyond

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.

The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there

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i'm going to bed

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep

Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram

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i'm off to bed

It's used when you want to say it's your bedtime, that you are going to sleep now.

WOW! It's half past three! I gotta work tomorrow. I'm off to bed now, you guys!

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