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A fuckboy who can't hang.
Person 1:Ay yo who the hell is Slim Jesus?
Person 2:A fuckboy who cant't hang.
a jesus blunt is two blunts that are conected in the middle so they look like a cross. When you smoke it you light three of the ends and puff on the fouth.
that jesus blunt got me fucked up with one hit!
noun; a hug that is loving in feeling, but non-sexual
Joanne looked so forlorn that Bobby came over and gave her a Jesus hug.
The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.
If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.
A real american hero GI Jesus is there! GI Jesus is responsible for winning both world wars, all wars won by the United States, and for kicking the ass of all religious fanatics. He also grants salvation and immortality to anyone who believes he is their messiah. He allowed himself to be captured by the Romans, so that he could die for all the screwed up stuff we do. His spirit continues to fight today for the United States, agianst anyone who thinks they can defeat the good old USA.
- Hey Osama, GI Jesus is going to blow you straight to hell and then leave you there to burn for all eternity.
Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.
That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.
A jew for jesus is a Christian.
An example of a jew for jesus is Jesus.