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A poor person that resembles Jesus. PL (Hobo Jesi)
"Do you think that hobo jesus could cure my leprecy?"
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A person raised by bible thumping religious fanatics who is incapable of creating a complete sentence without using the words "jesus", "god", "sinner", "salvation," or "amen."
An unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.
A coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.
The cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. Whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase "jesus loves you!"
The creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton slut who sleeps in satan's bed.
Office worker 1: "Who put all the religious crap all over the bathroom?"
Office worker 2: "That's Justin's doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo."
Office worker 1: "I should kick his ass!"
Office worker 2: "It would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he's a jesus retard."
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Not only clothing yourself in textiles that represent your faith, but clothing yourself in righteousness; walking in the footpaths of Jesus Christ on a daily basis.
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A fuckboy who can't hang.
Person 1:Ay yo who the hell is Slim Jesus?
Person 2:A fuckboy who cant't hang.
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a jesus blunt is two blunts that are conected in the middle so they look like a cross. When you smoke it you light three of the ends and puff on the fouth.
that jesus blunt got me fucked up with one hit!
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noun; a hug that is loving in feeling, but non-sexual
Joanne looked so forlorn that Bobby came over and gave her a Jesus hug.
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A real american hero GI Jesus is there! GI Jesus is responsible for winning both world wars, all wars won by the United States, and for kicking the ass of all religious fanatics. He also grants salvation and immortality to anyone who believes he is their messiah. He allowed himself to be captured by the Romans, so that he could die for all the screwed up stuff we do. His spirit continues to fight today for the United States, agianst anyone who thinks they can defeat the good old USA.
- Hey Osama, GI Jesus is going to blow you straight to hell and then leave you there to burn for all eternity.
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