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When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.
Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.
Adie: How was it?
Joe: Well I barely felt him.
The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.
Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"
an insult used to describe less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football
person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
The revolting mass of hair that lingers under the shower plug, rife with rotting conditioner. The small visible hairs at the top of the plug being merely the tip of the hideous foul smelling iceberg.
I tackled the shower mouse today. Dealing with that shit makes me want to shave my head...
January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day
Today is January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day I celebrate by pretty mice to give to my snakes
January 8th is National Mouse Breeder Day
It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes