Someone who scouts for attractive people with bad haircuts so when the hair grows back and they are attractive again, they will already be there.
Girl A: “Did you see Marks new haircut? Its so bad! He was so much hotter before!”
Girl B: “Apparently Genna is trying to swoop!”
Girl A: “Of course she is. Shes a hair shark. Genius move actually!”
A person ruining a vibe, whether it is good or bad.
Dude, Will, you're acting like a shiddle shark.
Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.
Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?
A shark from Spain, but the S is silent.
Bruh is that a Hawaii shark?
I will murder all Hawaii sharks!
Hawaii sharks killed my mom.
I live inside a Hawaii shark.
Mommy, I would like to consume a Hawaii shark!
I DEMAND A HAWAII SHARK TO BE THROWN INTO A WASHINGMACHINE AT ONCE!
Hawaii sharks are better than British people.
Bruh that Hawaii shark is looking pretty sussy 🤨!!?!?!?!
Verb; A sexual act in which one partner is suspended by the ankles while performing oral sex on their partner.
I barely got any sleep, I was up all night stuffing the shark.
Kristina's eyes are blood shot because she is always stuffing the shark.
Will this hook support the weight of a human? I plan on stuffing the shark later.
Big bottle of 20% hard shit that will get u shitfaced like a motha fucka
Eliot goes man down off the shark piss slam
A Land Shark is a common term used within Policing in the UK regarding General Purpose Police Dogs.
Let the Land Shark out, see if they can find them.
Watch out, I've let a land shark loose.