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having intercourse with a girl on a beach (preferred white sand) and you pull it out before climax and stick er right back in thur.
Sara was not impressed when Donald pulled the ol' Alaskan snowbird on her.
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When a guy ejaculates on another guys beard while he is sleeping.
Did you see Steve yet? I gave him a nasty Alaskan Fu-Man-Chu last night!
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when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.
i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.
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It is a non-frozen alaskan pipeline
Jerry taped a global warming Alaskan pipeline to Chris' door.
I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.
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The theory that the core of the Earth is not composed of metal or other minerals, but in-fact the Alaskan Bull Worm.
Since scientists are unable to gather samples of the Earth's core due to extreme temperatures and pressure it is completely plausible that the Alaskan Bull Worm lives there and it is his chamber, since we have no evidence to prove otherwise.
'Hey man, have you heard of quantum theory?'
'Nah, I've heard of the Alaskan Bull Worm Theory though'
An alsakan fish hook is when you are finger blasting a girl and she tries too pull away but you curve your finger into a hook like shape and pull her back.
I got alaskan fish hooked last night!
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