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Evan is a badass bitch who gets all of the ladies and gives his cock to many and is a badass dirt bike rifer
Dam i really pulled an Evan Carl today
Is used in a sentence such as evan mckernan is a faggot jewish fag
When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.
The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch
A fucking gorgeous sophomore from Damonte Ranch high school she’s fucking perfect and Brett Adams is in love with her
When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.
Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!
Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan
when someone ghosts you for more than a day
he/she haven’t texted me back
yea he’s pulling an evan