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Anal implosion

Every so often, an unlucky person will suddenly be sucked into his/her own anal cavity, and dissapear into nothing. This phenomenon has also been rumored to be caused by too much buttsex.

A shocking news story: Today a local man died of anal implosion. Sadly, any remains of him are nowhere to be seen.

by Jesus LOL January 16, 2006

42๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Sex

Sex where the man inserts his penis into the partner's Anus. Can be used either as Homosexual or Heterosexual. Has bad stigma as gay man only sex, but, several women thouroughly enjoy anal stimulation... as well as most straight men also enjoy (or would enjoy, assuming they had open minds and experemented with their girlfriends/wife's, yes, STRAIGHT).

"I fucked shelly in the ass last night"
or
"I slammed my cock in her tight ass"
or
"I love getting a hard cock in my ass"
or
"I love it when she eats my ass"

by The Assmaster August 9, 2005

7830๐Ÿ‘ 4661๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal trading

when you take a shit in the toilet and the pissy and shitty water splashes right back up into your anus

The anus gives shit to the toilet for water, and vice versa, the toilet gives water for shit. Therefore, anal trading takes place.

by KKKody August 23, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Dynamic

a poop that is easily ejected by the anus.

1.One of those poops that doesn't need a wipe after your done is an example of anal dynamic.
2.One of those poops that disappear in the toilet by sliding under the curved part is another example of anal dynamic.

by iLOVEofwgkta1 January 22, 2012

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Linguistics

The language spoken by people who talk out of their ass

He's so full of shit, he's developed a new language - Anal Linguistics

by PauliePoo May 31, 2006

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Crevice

A dignified and more polite name for someone that's an asshole.

My boss is such an anal crevice.

by Mean 1 May 6, 2010

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal masturbation

To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine

Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation

by Bob Johnson March 15, 2005

115๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž