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Drunker than drunk, you can’t see strait and you (from experience) knock on your neighbour’s door asking if they have any spare lightbulbs
Person 1: Mate how the fuck did these pink fairy’s get in to your gaff?
Person 2: Your fucking steaming
When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.
The act of pooping in a potato gun and blasting it off into a woman’s gash (vagina).
Brett Bulovsky: did you see Marynn at the party after midnight?
Garit Pedersen: no I only saw her before then.
Brett Bulovsky: yeah... that’s because I have her a steam loader and she got upset and left.
2 people smoking majority of the blunt during a Cyph
Yall smoked?, ight me and John gonna steam team
When you hold someone up in a pool and they take a shit on your head.
My wife wanted to get crazy in the pool so I had her give me a steaming Collinsworth in the pool.
This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"