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the perfect time for urban dictionary.com to go rural
I went to urbandictionary.com on April 1st and at first I thought they'd decided to go rural. (seriously) Then I remembered the date...
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The day where you sit in your bed and watch movies, because you realize you have no lover. :( Oh well maybe you will someone will love you tomorrow, April 8.
"How about may 16?" "Nahhh, that is an April 7th kind of day."
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a nozz who doesnt realized he is being fooled on april 1st
hey bro, my sister says she wants to give you dome.
really?
hell no you april tool
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April 19 is "National Lose Your Virginity Day" So if you're not a virgin, go out and fuck someone. It doesn't matter who, just lose your virginity! (if you're from Alabama, you could ask your siblings 😉)
"Hey thot! Wanna fuck? I'm a virgin and it's April 19 which is National Lose Your Virginity Day. I need to grow some damn balls!"
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The day in 2020 that a legend of the TF2 (Team Fortress 2) community passed away. Rick May, aged 79, the voice actor of TF2's Soldier, passed away on April 13th.
Jerry: "I can't believe it, April 13, 2020, the day he passed..."
Bob: "Who passed?"
Jerry: "Rick May, the man who voiced Soldier!
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National Lauren has to show you her titties day.
Person 1: “Aye Lauren it’s April 7th!”
Lauren: Fine...
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National give your bae head day
Boy:Give me head bae
Bae:ok
April 12 give bae head
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