arse magic

the magic of arse, to flatulate in an ammusing manner, to delight others with your musical arse,

Mark's arse magic delighted the children, Julie's arse magic astounded her parents.

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pile of arse

rubbish, crap, something of little or no use/value

"Scooter is an unadulterated pile of arse."

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arse floss

1.Any liquid, gas or solid that comes out of ur rectum/anus/arse/ass/crack/cheesehole.

2.When candy floss is ramed up a mans arse so hard it comes out his penis

A: Whoa whats that?
B: Ey! Its arse floss

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Split arse

Can be used when somebody in front of you is driving or walking incredibly slowly and is usually blocking your way.
User is usually fustrated and inpatient.
More commonly used by British males.

"Come on split arse!"
"Fuck sake this bloody split arse is in my way!"
"Get out the way split arse!"

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Arse Farm

1. Gay night club.
2. A large amount of arses in one place.

Woah! It smells like and Arse Farm in here!

Hey bro' - did you see all them Arse Farmers in that Arse Farm?

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Onion Arse

A arse that could make a grown man cry.

That girl has a onion arse.

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arse fuck

Someone so ugly, crude, generally disgusting that you'd rather be fucked up the arse than have to see their troll like features.

'Ah minger! Get thee behind me.'

or (morning after)
'ow! shit! there's an arse fuck in my bed. Well at least i wasn't that drunk, if the pain's anything to go by.'

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