notification attack

Barraging someones Facebook wall with meaningless posts or comments so that the next time they log in they will have dozens of notifications. This can be very useful in annoying someone, but it takes a lot of time so you should get a life instead.

I have 167 notifications because of Jeremy's notification attack. Doesn't he have anything better to do?

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Emir-Attack

When you get attacked by Emir

Oh GOD!! Emir is gonna use Emir-Attack!!!!!!!!!!

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ethma attack

when ethma (emma chamberlain and ethan dolan) are lowkey confirming their relationship and the fans are going crazy

“IM HAVING AN ETHMA ATTACK”

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Paluzzi Attack

A paluzzi attack is a panic attack that one gets when someone does something wrong or bad. This bad thing is so shocking that it causes said paluzzi attack. Many teachers are prone to paluzzi attacks.

“This kid in my class was so rude to my teacher, it gave her a paluzzi attack!”

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Jack attack

When you jack off so much that you feel like your burning loins are attacking you and everything you love.

Dude, I haven't seen you in days. Where were you?!

Massive jack attack.

I totally understand.

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Distract Attack

When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.

I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!

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Sark Attack

An improved variant of "Icing" that involves a shot of everyone's favorite whiskey, Cutty Sark, rather than Smirnoff Ice. Detailed rules can be found at www.sark-attack.com.

Guess what bro, you've just been Sark Attacked, bottoms up!!!

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