August 22nd

The day 2 absolute idiots got together after being awkward with eachother for a month straight

‘WHAT. EVEN SRE WE’
‘I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU TELL ME’
‘I SONT KNOW’

‘I DONT KNOW EITHER’
……
- august 22nd 2021

August Thirteenth

Is a holiday, started in San Jose California USA. On August 13th also known as bald day is a day that was created to support those whom have to go through chemotherapy. Participants of Bald Day will show there support on August thirteenth by either wearing a plastic bald skull cap or for the hardcore shaving all the hair off their head in hopes of spreading awareness for those living with cancer and or anyone needing chemotherapy for medical treatment.

John: Can you help me shave my head?

Sarah: Why, you don't like your hair?

John: No, a bunch of us are doing it for August thirteenths bald day. Cancer is still a death sentence.

Sarah: I was gonna wear a skull cap but of course I will!

August 1

August 1 is the birthday of the best friend you will ever have! They are amazing, kind, happy, giving and over all incredible. So make sure to wish them the best birthday ever because they are someone to know forever.

Oh hey it is August 1… HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST FRIEND I HAVE EVER KNOWN!!!!

August 18th

National sleepover day from the 18th-19th of August. Official, all parents should allow their kids to have a sleepover.

"Me and ____ want to have a sleepover."
"No"
"But today is August 18th!"
"Oh then ok!"

August 15

National 'get drunk and have sex with your friend' day <3

x: hey wanna drink smth tonight?
y: oh no it's august 15 i know u wanna fuck me dumbass

august 15

August 15 it's the day when the loveliest couple was formed

Anna: It's august 15
Emma: so?
Anna: Today I celebrate 3 years of relationship!!

August 15th

National Jackson day! the day where it’s all jackson! do whatever he wants, whenever he wants !

August 15th
jackson: come give me cuddles babe

bree: fine since it’s National Jackson day!