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1. (adj) to describe someone who has technical skills that are off the charts compared to mere mortals;
2. (adv) used to describe the display of technical skills that amazed the speaker; describing someone who accomplished something thought impossible
3. (n) title given to only the very best technical people
1. He is so good that he is technical awesomness.
2. That was quite a display of technical awesomness that he displayed when removing that malware.
3. "Hi, my name is Rich and I am Technical Awesomness"
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emotion of gratification in a compromised situation; showing pleasure by giving reference to the compromise bewteen awesome flavorings of sausage, each together sacrificing their induividuality and independence to combine to form one tasty breakfast treat
Going to the party instead of your mom's house? That's awesome sausage bro!
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"Lori Awesome" has been updated to reflect the evolving, always improving, always progressing definition of what has come to be known as the highest level of awesomeness one can hope to achieve. Lori Awesome is and will forever continue to be the coolest of the cool, the bestest of the best, the most cutest of cute, and the funniest of funny. What HAS changed, and what will forever be fact, is that Lori Awesome is not just unattainable to most. It is also no longer something all people should strive for. The reason for this is because "Lori Awesome" has evolved to the point that it has become such a highly prestigious honor that it is now totally and completely unattainable to everyone not already considered "Lori Awesome".
No longer will little girls dream of one day being like Lady Gaga or Taylor Swift. No longer will boys dream of one day dating Taylor Swift or Megan Fox. A person considered Lori Awesome trumps them all!
A person who is Lori Awesome has...
...creative hands for making charms, crocheting & sewing - Check!
...prolific skills at playing the guitar - Check!
...sweet-sounding singing voice like Snow White - Check!
...dazzling eyes that sparkle and shimmer like Ariel - Double Check!!
...a love for animals that is genuine and true - Check!
...a passionate heart that is full of energy and enthusiasm - Triple Check!!!
Lori Awesome - the perfect collection of attributes, harmoniously unified to produce the greatest level of awesomeness possible.
That concert you gave rocked! You're Lori Awesome 2.0!
Have a Lori Awesome 2.0 Day!!!
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a phrase originated by me after watching the "Rocket Sauce" episode of Tenacious D. has many uses
1. noun. an exclamation pointing out that something has reached the pinnacle of coolness.
2. noun. a fictional aura that accompanies the cream of the crop, referred to as if it were a liquid form of badass
3. adj. used to describe anything that cannot get any better, the peak of its potential
4. noun. an attack in which the attacker uses his index finger to flip his victim's pectoral region so hard, the victim is knocked to the ground and smacks his head on the floor. "AWESOME SAUCE" must be yelled during this attack
5. noun. the official drink of AssyriA and their new brand of Texan thrash metal. mix one shot of Crown Royal with enough CHERRY coke to turn the mixture as dark as possible (a la blacktooth grin), serve over ice if desired, sprinkle the top with Kool-Aid mix for flavor
1. Ryan: Dude! i just beat Mortal Kombat with nothing but Flawless Victories!
Bo: Awesome Sauce!
2. Anthony: the new Dean guitars are drenched in Awesome Sauce
3. John: this new Testament album is fuckin Awesome Sauce
4. Bo: AWESOME SAUCE!!!
Chris: FUCK, MY NIPPLE *bang* OW MY HEAD
5. Tyler: alright dude...that show was fuckin badass, let's get fucked up
Bo: BARKEEP! I NEED A ROUND OF AWESOME SAUCE!
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Poorly animated video game parodies containing mediocre voice acting, and horribly constructed jokes. The animations usually contain cameo appearances by the series creator Egoraptor, as well as obnoxious screaming and other vocal noises that do not pertain to the video game that it is parodying at all. Although Metal Gear Awesome, the first in the awesome series deserves a laugh or two, and minimal internet fame, it has erupted into gargantuan proportions, spawning several other popular video game titles to be parodied using the same obnoxious humor.
The series owes most of it's popularity
to hyped up, prepubescent fanboy's, who rate and review the animation positively solely due to the fact that it is based upon a video game that they have played, or are currently playing since Egoraptor tends to parody video games of the current, mainstream type.
Though Egoraptor himself is not to blame. He has stated several times that the series is somewhat overrated, and has made claims to discontinue the series, but is often drawn back into the series due to the revenue he makes from a single parody, which hey, I can't blame him for.
Well fuck me silly, and make some popcorn... Ima gonna watch the entire Awesome series !!!
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Awesome Sauce is an expression used to replace lol! or other words like so
omg dude that was awesome sauce!
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For when standard obscenities cannot do justice to how badass something is. The highest level of awesome that anything can achieve.
When they fire bombed Dresden it got so hot it actually melted the stones in the chapel. . . how cunt fucking awesome is that?
After fucking this one chick she asked, "So what does this make our relationship status?" I pretended to be asleep because I didn't want to answer, and I thought "it's cool, I can get away with this shit because I'm just that cunt fucking awesome"
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