The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.
“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”
A balloon filled with nitrous oxide to be inhaled while masturbating
“I got home from work yesterday and caught Zeke ripping Wagar balloons on the couch”
“Bro I was so geeked last night, I ripped Wagar balloons until the sun came up”
A person with a head so disshaped it resembles that of a popped balloon.
“Ere Hoiker, who’s doing the see-off on that jet?”
Hoik-hoik “popped balloon heads going out in ten mins to do it and turn that fuel into freedom” hoik-hoik-nod-nod
1. a fat, crying kid.
2. the condensed air on the surface of a balloon.
1. I'm glad no one here is balloon tears.
2. The balloon is so cold that balloon tears formed on it!
This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face
Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.
When you drop a massive gust of air from your rear end
Croft was caught dropping a balloon while speed walking
When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!
There goes my balloon in the sky, I’m still on the ground.