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The worlds first cool british person
Bear Grylls is the only cool brit i know
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Bear cavalry... ya you're pretty much fucked. That is the key phrase in a infamous demotivational poster and its all true.
Dave: hey whats that in the distance?
Tessa: Holy fucking fuck it's fucking bear cavalry we're fucking fucked
Dave: mhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh arg ahhhhh (sound of Dave being totally fucked by the bear cavalry)
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the male version of the MILF. A daddy bear is any married and/or father who is sexy in a dad kind of way. Daddy Bears can usually be spotted in groups at sporting events, pushing strollers at festivals or eating lunch with his buddies during the work week. Often seen with shaved/balding heads and wrap around sunglasses in their native habitat.
Did you see those guys at lunch? The bald one was such a daddy bear!
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After getting drunk and hooking up after the bar, my buddy was picking pubes out of his teeth because he went down on a bear cat.
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The most annoying thing to appear on Jamster since Crazy Frog.
Anyone who likes the gummy bear song should go home and put a gun in their mouth.
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a person who is rude or someone that takes the fun out of your day.
also imposes fear in others.
Dont be a kawanda bear!
I see kawanda bear, im going to walk away now.
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A bear completely covered in a thick layer of semen.
That cummy bear is eating our tent!
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