Being Teddy Bear

Being Teddy Bear means that you are homosexual/ loving femboys/ hating women for no reason.

Teddy Bear is a widely known figure who's notorious for hating on women/ being homosexual, so if your friend says "He's trying to be Teddy so bad" Now you know.

"Did you see how Anne Frank might have been gay?" "Yeah, she's Being Teddy Bear so bad."

"Dude did you hear how Derek hates women because he likes femboys?" "Dude, he's literally Being Teddy Bear." "Who the Fuck is Teddy Bear?" "Make love with me."

being a chameleon

Being a chameleon means that you can easily adapt into different situations while still being yourself.

tony is being a chameleon, he goes along well with so many different people, but is somehow still himself..

Being a golo

A person who will fuck your dog

Ohh last night i golo´d you dog. Haha i am being a golo

The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time

Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice

Being a khaler

When you become the fun police after getting a girlfriend. Quite honestly being a fucking liberal.

Damn, Noah never drinks with the boys. “ he needs to stop being a khaler”

Joey is being balls

Joey from the show “Joey” is a Joey, but we’re talking about a Joey who only talks about balls and hates overwatch, he is from the show “my dumb life”

Hey did you know Joey is being balls again

Being a Liam

Someone who has to have the last word in conversation.

Ahh he was being a Liam and wouldn’t let it rest.