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OH SNAP!
It's a Bear-Breathing Dragon
(It breathes out bears instead of flames)
That Jazz will kill you worse than deadlines.
Like... a LOT worse.
Even in the world of dragons, everyone watches their backs for the Bear-Breathing Dragon.
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Having to sit between two people who's breath smells like they've eaten a dead festering skunk that's been deep fried in camel shit.
I arrived late at training today. The only seat available was between Houghton and Coughlan. I was truly shit breath sandwiched. They nearly melted my face off when they started talking to each other.
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1.) A song by Green Day
2.) Aparently, when your breath smells of Meth
"I'm on a roll, no self controll, blowing off steam with Methamphetamine. Well, don't know what I want, but it's all that I've got, and I'm picking scabs off my face. Geek stink breath!"
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When you insert a hose in the rectum/vaginal cavity and turn it on.
I can’t wait to try the Water Breathing Dragon with my girl.
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A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.
I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.
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The breathe easy test is when you have a girl lay on top of you and if you cant breathe easy, she's a fattie
"Yeah braddah, I gave her the breathe easy test, and I just about died, so she's much too big for me, you can have her"
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Instead of a person brushing their teeth to remove bad breath, the person places a dip of snuff (preferably wintergreen or mint) in his/her mouth
Dude, I need a redneck breath mint because I forgot to brush my teeth. Got any dip?
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