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MAn jelly. also know scientificaly as the substance known as semen
She likes my love butter in her muffin.
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A mixture of sweat, dingleberries, baby powder, loose pubes, urine, and dirt that collects in the chode of a soldier after they've been in the field without a shower for more than a couple days. It can be scraped off with a fingernail, mixed with water and rubbed on the face and arms for insect repelent.
Matt, "I order you to take a shower when we get back to base. You fuckin' stink!"
Jeff, "I know. I'm churnin' some serious duck butter!"
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To take a massive shit that leaves lots of brown marks after flushing.
"Dude that taco went right through me, I got to go butter the bowl"
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A girl whos got a nice body but makes u gag when u see her face.
Man! Look at that chick. (She turns around) Oops, BUTTER FACE>
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When some whiny bitch sends their food back and the Chef wrings his sweaty ballsack over the returned food and promptly returns it.
A had to cook a steak again so i decided to pay them back with some chef butter
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The pubic hair of a naturally blonde girl.
When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."
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She got pregnant, but man did i butter her toast!
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