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The "Monsuir Candy"

When youre engaged in intercourse with a female on her period and you smear her blood across her face like Leonardo DiCaprio does in Django

She started her period and said she was craving candy, so later that night during intercourse I gave her the "Monsuir Candy".

by Dshiznit93 June 9, 2022


candied pics

the opposite of candid pictures.pics that have been edited/repaired/cropped/slightly changed.

Lukas:omg Stace looks real good in photos.
Tyra:Yea, whatever. Just in candied pics

by Mandy H. October 27, 2006


candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!

Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!

by Dinger182 February 12, 2012


Eye Candy

Person of outstanding beauty. Men want to be them, women want to be with them

Dam that Paul Kehoe (Pek)and Tom Shannon are Eye Candy

by PabloSkillondinho June 21, 2011

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candy apple

when you blow off in a girls mouth who refuses to swallow letting the j-bomb envelop the penis leaving a hard candy shell.

That chick from El Paso didn't swallow leaving me with a candy apple.......shit sucked.

by COCK ROGERS April 14, 2010

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Candy Sex

having illegal underage sexual intercourse

'dudddde.... i nailed this chick, she was only 15...'
'im jealous, i wish i could pluck me some candy sex...'

by The Jesus Of Wisdom January 8, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Candy Uncle

1. A term of endearment for a man who is not old enough to be a Sugar Daddy but performs the same or simular duties as a Sugar Daddy.

2. A younger Sugar Daddy
3. Middle age pimp in his late 30's and 40's

I got a good Candy Uncle becuase he takes care of me and my needs

by Uncle Wayne June 12, 2019

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