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To defecate on the floor and walking away.
Tim decided to one-up Jimmy's crop dust with a carpet bombing.
When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”
“Aye man”
When you shit and ejaculate on someone’s face
“Hey did you see that bitch get carpet bombed in McDonalds ”
“Aye man”
An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.
Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.
Your nose.
You take your best girl out for lunch and she wants spaghetti, so you order spaghetti for two. Everything is going well until you get some tomato sauce on your carpet nozzle, so embarasing.
A guy with a lot of lesbian friends.
"Have you seen who Brian hangs out with? He's such a Carpet Dealer!"
The montly peroid of a women, also know as 'lady time'
Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'