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Just a lame individual, and you know what else? 90% of the time they are an npc.
Dude we just went up to our high school coach and he was basically none existent…. What a fucking carpet.
An area inside a home, usually a living room, where individuals hash out their differences by means of physical techniques not commonly allowed if parents were home. Derived from the Indianapolis area where WWF used to have live events named Market Square Arena.
Kid 1: Stop taking things from my room!
Kid 2: Make me!
Kid 1: I'll take you to CARPET SQUARE ARENA
House gets destroyed.
When a woman has a serious, red, itchy rash on her vagina
Her carpet fire burned and itched like crazy.
Toes that are immensely bigger than the average human's fingers and are able to claw their way into your carpet, through your floor, gripping your house foundation, hence the name carpet crunchers.
Extra 1: BE QUIET DON'T YOU HAVE TWO CARPET CRUNCHERS 3000??
Extra 2: HOW BOUT YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE OR THEYRE GONNA BECOME HUMAN CRUNCHERS
A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
A guy with a lot of lesbian friends.
"Have you seen who Brian hangs out with? He's such a Carpet Dealer!"
When you're baked as and you're in the car but you're so baked it feels like you're on a magic carpet.
"Hun, slow down im magic carpeting hard out right now."