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What conservatives do to poke fun at the cute little liberals.
"Here hippie, chase the carrot!"
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when a man chases a woman analy while the woman is on her hands and needs running around the man is inside her chaseing her while doing it
when two people are in a big room and one runs around and the other trys to catch them analy they are the PITCHER the one running is the CATCHER (Squirrel chasing)
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To apply body lotion to another person's back in a sexual manner
"I was totally chasing pavements with Rod last night"
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Named after the same story that Silent Bob tells in the movie gets it's title from, Chasing Amy Syndrome typically happens when a girl is far more sexualy experienced than the guy in a relationship because of sexual stereotypes and cultural expectations. Gender reversal can also happen, but is not as common.
Symptoms are:
-Irrational jealousy of past lovers and/or people the girl hangs out with.
- Inexplicable "need" to push their own sexual boundaries to feel "on par" with their partner, in spite of not being interested in that prior.
- Fixation on partner's sexual past.
- Feelings of inadequacie due to partner's experience.
Typically the symptoms start after partners have traded their sexual numbers or when a story about a past tryst that is out of the other partner's league comes up.
The only known cure is for the sufferer to get the fuck over themselves and realize that their partner wants to be with them for a reason. To help this process along it is recommended to have a painfully open and honest dialog between the partners, both being open to the other's opinions and feelings.
Jill: "After Max heard I had 15 past partners and had tried an orgy he started getting weird and angry at me for stupid stuff!"
Sue: "Max only has had 3 partners, it's classic Chasing Amy Syndrome."
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hoe that chases men for their money
Amber the sack chasing hoe was in the club chasing all the men that was throwing money.
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A multinational bank and a holdings company that does a great deal of business in the financial world.
They estimate a Revenue Stream of over 99.2 Billion Dollars annually.
Their Subsidiaries are Chase Bank, J.P. Morgan & Co, and WePay
Services they offer are products such as : Asset Management, Treasury Services, Private Banking, Business Credit, and more.
This is one of the banks that most people call one of the "big banks".
Broker: How's work?
Friend: It's ok, JPMorgan Chase & Co. is really stressing me out about mortgage bond rates.
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When a man or women chases an animal and attempts to stick any of his/her sexual organs (P, V, nose) into one of hte animals hooles (anal, vaginal, oral, nasal, earal, blowhole (only in the case of a dolphin)
Hey andrew, i heard yeseterday u attempted to rodef evans frog.
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